I wish men found me as delicious as ticks do.
when your friend does a fandom reference at you and you don’t get it the first time
cock-and-coke-is-my-white-rabbit:
what does tumblr even mean
tumblr means family. and family means nobody gets left behind.
that’s actually kind of touching.
it’s actually kind of gay
that’s also what tumblr means
(Source: foxnewsofficial)
what did hitler say right before he died
i did nazi that coming
just kidding hitler killed himself
(Source: caleb-denecour)
- What Eurovision is supposed to be: All the countries putting aside their differences for a peaceful, harmonius and enjoyable night of song, dance and sequins.
- What Eurovision actually is: 4 POINTS FUCK YOU WE GAVE YOU 12 YOU FUCKING TRAITOR SEE IF WE ACT AS YOUR ALLY IN THE NEXT WORLD WAR YOU JUDAS SCUM
Seriously guys, go read one of Sandy Raven’s books. They’re amazing. Legit brosephs
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niennaoronar,
Posted by
nomoredarksadlonelybatman.
So I was doing some LOtR research because of course and a lot of people put Legolas’ last name down as Greenleaf. I got curious, and so i looked it up, and the word “Legolas” literally means Greenleaf.
Legolas is “Greenleaf Greenleaf.”
Legolas is Moon Moon
How many of you guys read romance novels? You should read something by Sandy Raven!
“dad i got accepted into harvard!!”
“son im very disappointed in u. i did not raise u to be such a nerd”
